Hey you! Yeah you! This is your chance to hear about Jonah's birthday party. I will demonstrate shortly how it went in one sentence:
It was great.
On a comment, I would like you to rewrite this paragraph with no mistakes:
Once in 1776 weeh ad a Reveloshinare Wor and a Bastin Te Party. Pol Rivir woss very impauortintt in teh wor. i saw is tatoo i olsou wehent On hte trayl fredim ANd tHE fredim trel was ehextereaemlee lanG.
This is short news and some interesting volleyball games are:
Hawaii was hosting and USC beat them 3 sets to 2.
Minnesota won a pretty hard game against Washington, the eleventh team in the country, but lost Iowa State.
And FSU (or Florida State) beat Perdue.
But finally, today, which is December 10th, Texas is playing UCLA, but USC will probably beat Pepperdine.
Here's a challenge to do at home:
Can you type in a sentence where every word starts with the same letter? Try every letter ofn the alphabet.
Sorry! I'm suppopsed to have 3 surveys next week: I hope you come back on the 16th for the next news.
Presented and hosted by Nate
Once, in 1776, we had a Revolutionary War and a Boston Tea Party. Paul Revere was very important in the war. I saw his tattoo. I also went on the Freedom Trail, and the Freedom Trail was extremely long.
An alligator ate an aardvark.
Be bold, babies.
Can Charlie cut cake?
David doesn't do dirty dishes.
Every elephant eats.
Frieda found four fans.
(etc.)
Posted by: Nate | December 11, 2011 at 09:02 AM
Actually, that last comment was Dad. Go Pac-12!
Posted by: daddy | December 11, 2011 at 09:03 AM
I'm glad the party was great. I was just going to rewrite the paragraph that has errors, but I see that your daddy already did that. I will try to do the next one when you post it.
Posted by: Bubbe | December 11, 2011 at 01:45 PM
We'd like to add that:
Gnomes get ghoulishly, gloriously giddy going green.
PS Nate's weekly news rocks!!
Posted by: Uncle Dave and Aunt Seraphine | December 11, 2011 at 08:30 PM
Ghosts gobble grapes.
Posted by: Nate | December 12, 2011 at 06:24 AM
No need to be true.
Posted by: Nate | December 12, 2011 at 06:25 AM
Which witch was white?
Posted by: Grandma Nan | December 12, 2011 at 08:43 AM
Texas lost UCLA. If UCLA & USC win, it'll be a pac-12 team who wins.
Posted by: daddy | December 12, 2011 at 06:43 PM
Harry had hats.
Igloos irrigulate ice.
Jumping Jerries jibe.
Kennedy killed Kansas.
Larry loves lobsters.
Mary morecovers marines
Nathan names Nissan Neeysonn.
Oasis!
Posted by: Nate | December 12, 2011 at 06:47 PM
If I ever have another band, it might need to be called Kennedy Killed Kansas.
Posted by: daddy | December 12, 2011 at 08:31 PM
Might be a problem with a KKK name. Larry Loves Lobsters has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Grandma Nan | December 13, 2011 at 08:03 AM
Awesome Aunties always ask about aerobic activities.
Posted by: Auntie Kim | December 14, 2011 at 02:01 PM
Don't read this. I think that P@rn St@rs Hunker Down will lose to Ceylon Teabaggers to make Andy take over the league a third time. I am probably wrong if the Eagles defense does really well and the 49ers defense does terrible, but I think the 49ers will do really well. You know they've clinched the division and might get a first round bye with the Patriots and the previously undefeated Packers. Ceylon Teabaggers previously made a lead and it was impossible to lose against Beverly Hills Adjacent Street Parkers of Greater Fairyland and I thought that The Mack Daddy was gonna be important in this game.It all depends on how good these players are this week and if Ceylon's team is really bad this week, then P@rn St@rs Hunker Down will take over the league the first time in Vai Sikahema history.
Posted by: Nate, and to sincerly yours | December 20, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Dad. don't include the "Don't read this" part. You know that UCLA beat Illinois in the finals of volleyball, 3-1.
Posted by: Nate, and to sincerly yours | December 20, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Paul Revere had a tatoo? That is news to me. Thanks for rewriting history. http://www.lookingglassreview.com/assets/images/Paul_Revere_s_Ride.jpg
GUBAW
Posted by: Great Uncle Bruce Aaron Wasser | January 29, 2012 at 12:16 PM