Nate was looking at a book of various signs that one might see around the world, and he came to a page showing a man (the universal sign-man -- that rounded stick-figure man that you see on signs in airports and at the Olympics) urinating. Nate didn't get it (frankly, neither did I -- I guess it was a sign for a restroom or something). So I asked, "Nate, what is he doing?" Nate didn't know.
I told him that the dotted line was water.
"He's watering?" Nate asked.
Where, I asked, is the water coming from?
"His belly button?"
No, I said.
"His leg?"
No, I said.
"His lower intestine?"
After a good laugh, I gave him the answer.
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