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Poor Nate went truant today, or, in his recitation of my words, he had his "own person vacation day." Why? Because Jonah hid the car keys yesterday and then forgot all about them. So when Obdulia discovered this at 8:30 this morning, they had no way to get to school. Lovely. Luckily, she was able to find the keys at around lunchtime. One has to wonder what would have happened if Mommy had had, say, I don't know, court or something today. Life with a two year old can really be grand.
Jonah has recently taken a real liking to his old friend Babydoll. You may remember the days when the bald, bright-blue-eyed Babydoll looked an awful lot like Jonah. I'm happy to report that all these years later, the family resemblance is still strong enough that Jonah had declared Babydoll to be his brother.
They've even worked out a little dance routine.
Nate is generally refusing to be photographed these days, so one has to just take any old snapshot and make do. Here he is, refusing to pose, but looking mighty big-boy in his sweatjamas:
Before he went to sleep, Nate was asking me some questions about when I went to kindergarten. I aked if he remembered the name of my first school, and when he didn't respond right away, I gave him the first word as a prompt, "Chester..." I was hoping for "Barrows." Naturally, I should have realized that he would instead shout: "A. Arthur!"
Because I've now been trained, I asked on autopilot, "And what number president was he?"
"Twenty-one!" he answered. "But you went to Chester Barrows."
Once they were down, I of course looked it up. Apparently, even though we haven't discussed any of the presidents between 6 ("John Adams's son!") and 43 ("Nobody likes George W. Bush!!"), he knows them.
This Friday: we introduce Nate to spelling bee love. I can't wait!
Here is a list of the web pages that someone printed today while Steve and I were at work:
1. Results from a search for "letters and numbers" on ebay (77 items found!)
2. monthes.com
3. JohnDenver.com: Almost Heaven Songs of John Denver (yes, I have a couple of his songs on my iPod, and no, I am not embarrassed)
4. My Yahoo! search for It's A Bam Bam Didily
5. Welcome to Target
In related news, someone has also taken to changing the names of the icons on our desktop. Spider Solitaire (a game that Daddy plays from time to time) now appears with the title "SCARY SPIDER IN A BOL." The Microsoft Word icon has become "BIGGER MICROSOFT WORDS." But my favorite has to be the newly-renamed "CLASSICAL MUSIC FABULIS BOXES I EVER SEEN BEFORE & AFTER TOO." What that icon used to be we actually do not know, because neither of us recognizes it. Presumably it was not important, or, at least, I guess I hope we won't need to use it.
In unrelated but highly amusing news, both guys, who have become big Pinocchio fans, have taken to wandering around the house or yard with bemused expressions on their faces while calling, "FAAAAATHER!! FAAAAAAAAAAATHER!" Tonight Jonah cheerily informed me, "Father is at work!" How very quaint.
Jonah has not yet started cruising for his favorite things online (although if Nate helps him, we might come home to discover a stack of Fisher Price Little People pages), but he has discovered another form of communication: the telephone. Jonah loves to call his grandparents on the phone. Tonight he asked to call Grandma Nan, only to discover that, bonus, cousin Jessica was there as well! Jonah told her his one knock knock joke (see below; it's been 6 months since Daddy shot that video, and Jonah's repertoire has not increased), at which she politely laughed. She then told him a knock knock joke, and while I'm not sure we actually heard the punchline, Jonah giggled and pronunced it "so siwwy!" It was very, very cute. He then called up Grandpa Toshi for a new audience for his joke. And with that, Jonah swiftly moved into second place frequent phone user in our family, pulling ahead of Daddy by a country mile.
Me: "Ok Jonah, it's time to brush your teeth."
Jonah: "No! No! Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!"
Me: "Don't you want to brush your nice teeth?"
Jonah: "I can't brush my teeth because....I don't have any teeth. My teeth all fell out."
As far as excuses go, not bad for a 2.5 year old. A for creativity, at least.
An update to our woeful tale of delayed mail. I had lunch in the city with my friend Molly, who cleverly suggested that I hit the Virgin Megastore by Powell Street, where they were sure to have Bam Bam Diddly. So I did. And they did. And didn't I feel like Mommy Victorious, braving the BART and the big city and the uncomfortable shoes just to make my baby's day. I could just picture his sad little face miraculously breaking into a huge glow of joy when I returned from work triumphantly bearing the long-awaited disc.
Of course, if you are over the age of 8, you know where this story is going. Yes, it came in the mail about 1/2 an hour after I schlepped downtown in the middle of my workday to get it. But all's well that ends well. And yes, it was the happiest day of Nate's life, I'm pretty sure.
Then Jonah started busting out with some genuinely big kid conversation pieces. Today after I buckled his seat belt, he got very upset that he hadn't had a chance to do it himself and started bawling. So I had to come back around, unbuckle him, and let him do it all by himself. This cheered him up. "I crying," he explained, "because you hurt my feelings." I'm not saying I'm accepting blame for breaking his spirit by buckling him into his carseat without anticipating that this would be the one in 600 times that he wanted to do it himself, but I did like his story. Later, after I was cracking up at one or another of his antics, he commented, "I make people laugh because I funny!" So true.
Sometimes an obsessive knowledge of the date can be a bad thing. A while back, I ordered Nate the new Father Goose CD, Bam Diddly, from the Dan Zanes website. Nate is very, very excited about its arrival. He's been eagerly listening to little samples of the songs online, and, of course, typing out lists of the song titles. I can't even remember exactly why I thought it would arrive by May 22, if that was a date they gave me, or if it was just so long after I ordered it that it seemed inconceivable that it wouldn't arrive by then, but, when pressed for a deadline by Mr. Nate, I idiotically gave him one.
On May 10, I got an email noting that it had shipped. I was thrilled that it would be here early, but I didn't share the news with Nate, just in case it ended up taking longer than expected to cross the country.
By May 20, I was nervous. Where the heck was it? I tracked it via USPS, but all they could tell me was that it had arrived in MD on May 11. Its present location was unknown. I called the sender, but all they could do was assure me that if it didn't arrive by May 30, they would send another via UPS.
This morning, on the appointed day, I heard Nate wake up and start exclaiming, "I'm SO EXCITED!!!! Mommy, I'm SO EXCITED!!!!"
"Why are you so excited, Nate??"
"BECAUSE BAM DIDDLY'S GONNA COME TODAY!!!"
And he would not be persuaded otherwise. In fact, he would not even be persuaded that sitting motionless and breathless in front of the mail slot was not a good idea. So there he sits, quivering with anticipation, waiting for the mail like it's school acceptance letters day. I'm afraid he's in for a very big disappointment.
And with that, I'm off to the candy store to buy a consolation prize. Poor Nate!
1.IF YOU WISH FOR A STAR (ON YOUR HEAD)
2.NEW STARS
3.WHAT IS HAPINING
4.GEPETO'S WISH
5.THE BLUE FAIRY
6.GLEE A LITTLE WHISTLE
7.GEPETTO SAID OH EVRYBODY HAS TO SLEEP
8.STRICKE 8:00
9.THERE COMEING
10.HI DIDILE DEE AN ACTORS LIFE FOR ME IN THE MARIGOLD OF THE TRAIN IN A FAFROTE CHAINS
11.FETER IS GOING ON
12.PINOCCIO SAID NO NO NO AND THE GUY FOR THE FETER SAID YES YES YES ILL SEE YUH LADER
13.PINOCCIO'S LONG NOSE
14.SAME AS CHAPTER 10 & 15
15.SAME AS CHAPTER 10 & 14
16.STORY ABOUT LIFE
17.OF TI NIA PIZZA PIA
18.JUMP
19.FREINDS ARE GONE FROM THE HOUSE
20.THE DEEP
21.HURRY OUT OF HERE
22.SAY PINOCCIO
23.SWIM FOR SHORE SWIM FOR SHORE
24.BACK HOME
I'm pretty sure Nate got cut off while trying to finish that last post, which is too bad, because I would have loved to hear what happened after the train was on the tracks.
So the other day Jonah came across a picture of us on our wedding day. "It's Mommy Daddy!" he exclaimed. "Yes," I explained. "That's the day we got married, and Mommy and Daddy were so happy and had a really big party." Jonah frowned sadly. "But I want Jonah to be in this picture!" he said. Today I showed him a picture of a 2.5 year old Nate sitting next to a teeny newborn baby Jonah in his little infant seat. "Look!" I said. "It's you when you were a tiny baby!" "But--" Jonah protested, "I want to be in a chair in that picture!"
When he's not being bossy and trying to reinvent the past, Jonah has spent a lot of time being awfully sweet lately, especially for such a tough guy. Steve posted about his first "I love you" to a girl the other day--our playdate with Mina, when he held her hand, hugged and kissed, and then confessed his feelings. Before that, at toddler playgroup, he spent a lot of time insisting that Josie play with his favorite toys, the Shabbat set. Unfortunately for the rest of the entire school, who is supposed to use the candles, challah and kiddush cup, Jonah gets a real kick out of playing rabbi during the set-up hour, pretending to slurp wine and manhandling the challah. On Friday, he kept running up to an unsure-of-what-to-make-of-this Josie and happily presenting her with his pieces, along with a hearty, "Here Josie, this for you!" Today he happily bounced around with Evie and Julia while waiting to pick up his brother, with a lot of "Eeeeeeeviieeeeee" and "Juuuullliaaaaaaaas." Although nothing will really top for me the moment I told him that I loved him, and he said, "So big much."
Nate has been spending a lot of time on his usual pursuits lately. He's discovered the joy of writing lists on the computer and then printing them. Recent versions include daily schedules for everyone in our family (it's so gratifying to know that someone has some use for the fact that Mommy wakes up and goes potty at 6:10 every day), a list of Tchaikovsky and Mozart songs, and a list of the rooms in our house. You readers may have realized that he now knows how to post a story, from start to finish, entirely without my help, which means that we are already facing every parent's worst nightmare, the published childhood memoir, fresh from the trenches. He's also figured out how to Google stuff, which is innocent enough in that he just wants to put in lyrics from his favorite Dan Zanes songs and pull up the website, but Gd only knows where he could end up if we're not sitting with him...so basically, we're looking into the parental controls thing. Just like all preschool parents, right?
In other news, Nate has decided that certain things are for babies. He now refuses to wear pajamas, insisting instead on sweatpants or sweat shorts, which makes him look so much like a frat boy that I can barely contain myself. He informed me today that on his first day of kindergarten, I am not to yell, clap, or smile. Presumably I am not allowed to do these things at his preschool graduation either, which is too bad, since I am apparently going to be a puddle, given that I started sobbing today while explaining to him what graduation is (it's possible he got the wrong idea about the solemnity of the occasion).
He's also continuing to enjoy playing Find That Country.
UNCLE DAVE I HAVE A STORY FOR YOU AND THE TITLE OF YOUR STORY IS TRACK ON THE TRAIN
STORY WORDS
ONCE APON A TIME THERE WAS A TRAIN ON THE TRACK
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