Jonah has penned his very first Periodic Table joke:
What did fluoride say to fluorine?
-- "You're overreacting!"
Because,of course, fluorine reacts (as in "ka-boom!") in water, and fluoride does not. That boy kills me.
Nate's current funny was more of the parent-mortifying variety. The assignment was to page through an encyclopedia of ancient civilizations and place post-it's with comments next to interesting facts. "Oh, wine!" Nate wrote next to a picture from ancient Rome. "We love wine! We drink it all the time!"